Adam-isms

Adam-isms…
Be forewarned this may offend…if you know Adam they are funny as shit….

“I got style by the tic tock mile.”

“ I am as straight as a sailor.”

borp / boner-blasting (coined term / phrase)

“He’s a few bowls short of fruit loops.”

“I go tic-tac-toe on your pussy, I put my foot in your butt and I stare at you because I know it hurts.”
“Let’s roll like a fat joint!”
“Whad’ya doin’ tonight, wanna see the loft?”
“If it ain’t bitin’ I’m dipin'.”
“I am gonna hook you up to the car battery and watch you dance.”
“Yeah but, you don’t have two big boobs and a bush.”
“Let’s have a slumber party and hump.”
“I wanna feel your skin against mine.”
“You gotta grip tight!”
“B-b-b-b-Bolsheviks!!!”
“I would have pulled my dick out and told her to hide it somewhere.”
“Fuck this peninsula!!”
“I took a hit of the d-stick before I went into that palace.”
“Bryan is doing the paperwork.”
“If it don’t fit up your butt, chuck it.”
“I saw her numbers.”
“Tastes like a fat cock.”
“I saw that coming like a dick in my face.”
“I think I am BI”
“You’re just jealous because you don’t have anybody to homoeroticize about.”
“Is that dick or butt?”
“Sometimes I think I am gay.”
“It takes two to push back.”
“wwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!”